Replying late

This has got to top the list. You may have initiated a conversation but where do you run off to when she replies? Is your ideal response to a ‘Hey, what's up?’—giving no response at all? So not cool!
Sending screenshots

Believe us, girls couldn't care less about how attractive or funny other girls find you. Sending screenshots of your conversations with other girls might give your ego that desperately sought after rub, but it's turning her off. Find another way to impress her.
Calling names

No, not everyone wants to be called a cupcake or marshmallow or honey-freakin-suckle. What is it with you—your mum owns a bakery or something? Give it a rest. She's a grown woman and calling her names meant for desserts isn't going to get you anywhere.
Showing off

Another major downer. Be it your swanky new ride or disclosing the amount you spent on your watch— it just doesn’t interest her. What she actually might appreciate is if you spoke about it with passion. Show her the mechanics, explain to her its legacy; and you just might catch her eyes light up.
Textbook advice

Like sleep on it. Take a deep breath. Order a pizza! Yeah, if all that would've helped, then trust us, she wouldn't ever need you. She's coming to you for a reason, respect her. Even if you can't comprehend or don't know how to respond, just listen. That's good enough.
Assuming things

Nothing is more annoying than the assumptions you make in your small brains about what upsets a girl. ‘She must've had a fight’, ‘She's just cranky by nature’, ‘It must be that time of the month’. No. All wrong. Would you please stop assuming and just ask her what's wrong?
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Written by Shreya Contractor on 23rd Jan 2017